Soon To Be Featured On HBO's Real Sex

Remember the golden days of your youth? Back when you were a child and would ride on Daddy's back like he was a horse or if in a daring mood, a rodeo bull. Now you can do those things and more in The Daddle. For those of us that don't have the natural ability to shed our dignity (like wearing corn-rows, being a back up dancer, and marrying Britney Spears), this will allow everyone to lose what ever cool points you have left.

The thing is, I can't help but think that this will end up in a Real Sex fetish clip about sex toys.

Bring out the Gimp....