Zach Braf Actor > Zach Braf Director

To kick off my blog I'm going to rant just a little bit, so bear with me. Tonight became a Blockbuster night since because of a lawsuit I scored a bunch of free rentals. Unfortunately now my mind feels numb after having to endure the train wreck Garden State. This movie has been on my radar for a while but since I rarely have time to watch movies, what with all the drinking and sex, it's hard to get them all in. Wow, Zach Braff needs to stick with Scrubs, and leave the writing and directing to those who aren't mouth breathing retards. I mean, this movie just rambles, and never really gets interesting, in any part. I mean I'm sure it's a great achievement to get a movie made because movie execs won't just throw some shit over the fence (Freddy Got Fingered), but really, lets at least try to be fucking creative. I mean when I watch a movie, I want to connect with someone fictional, I want to feel like I'm there, and I have stake in the outcome of the people involved. With Garden State, I felt like I was at the reception of my sister's wedding waiting for my alcoholic aunt to fall down in the mud, while my other sluttier drunk aunt hooks up with a buddy of mine in the bushes. To be fair, I will kick a shout out to the guy in the Knight's Armor, WHAT WHAT!!!!!! That got a giggle. Anyway, if you're into being beat over the head with a ball peen hammer while having a possum naw on your nutsack, listening to looped track of Celine Dion beat her chest during a long solo, you should give Garden State a rent, you won't be disappointed. Me, I'm going to suck a tail pipe now