The Mole doesn't have many weaknesses outside of free alcohol, loose women, and large boobs.
Large boobs have been my achilles heel for some time, and now our genius friends from across the pond have developed a new way to exploit my weakness, while holding the "girls" back during a vigorous workout. It's called the "Shock Absorber" sports bra and you can watch a demonstration by clicking here. I suggest every red blooded male with working plumbing check this out. It's almost as good as that first time you saw a Playboy.
As a side note, this company gets bonus points for calling their website the Bounce-O-Meter.
Wednesday, March 1
The Shock Absorber
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